50 Funny sales memes that will make you laugh (or cry)

The sales department is not a job where everybody can demonstrate the ability to stay patient and with a healthy mentality. There are some moments when you feel like you are about to lose yourself. But no worries, we feel you, and we know how to make you smile.

Sales teams, sales reps, or sales managers have through the same or at least similar paths. You will love this article if you find sales memes funny.  We have collected their common feelings, experiences, and thoughts by means of 50 funny sales memes in this article. 

1. Cha-ching💸

Source: ImgFlip

Money, money, money 

Must be funny 

In the salesman’s world. 🎶

As long as you fully understand how things work or put your work into sales, you will be rich!

2. Thank us later!😏

Source: VideoForm

We do not like to brag or show off. But still, we like to have the idea of being our success behind somebody else's success. It is exactly how a professional salesperson feels! 😎

3. It was a little bit hard to create, tho’

Source: VideoForm

You need a very, very, very limited budget, but you still want to get the best proposal. Hmmm, interesting. We are trying to create that option in our lab. We will let you know…

4. So, you think the pain will break us?💔

Source: SalesComplete

I have done my research. I only focus on the customer. I have found the best time to call them. If I am rejected again after the cold calling, it is okay because I am ready to get hurt again. Will never give up on you! 💔

5. A normal unrealistic prospect

Source: SoloFire

Is it too complicated fact that to understand that you get what you pay?🤔 Sometimes, prospects do not realize that they say I have only 5$, but I still want to get the best offer and service and product. 🤡

6. No, I’m not crying (😭)

Source: VideoForm

All the talk we did, they were not in vain, were they? I have put in lots of effort for this relationship. We only hope that it was not your last call, and let’s pray that things will go better. 🙏 

7. Hope… That’s what makes you wait

Source: Dooly

We also have feelings, do not forget that😔 We will keep waiting just in spite of the fear! If we were afraid of rejection, we would not dare to be a salesperson, right?

8. “Did I stutter?”

Source: Kixie

Yes, it is really interesting and fun to listen to your daughter’s and your son’s success in university and how many grandchildren you have, and your favorite coffee. But can we get to the point, please?

9. Do not make me wait

Source: LinkedIn- Daniel Disney

After all the effort you have put into the sale, it sometimes might be too stressful to wait for them to make a decision. Especially if it is an unqualified lead, the tension arises. 📈 

10. Simple math 2+2=4 🤓

Source: Tenor

Sales professionals already know that math very well. As you add more features to your sales, you will get more sales. As you get more sales, you will get more happiness!

11. My ❤ went pitter patter

Source: Dooly

Sales phone calls are a little bit harder for introverts, for sure. If the issue can be handled by a simple email, it is great. But if the customer makes a phone insistently, introverted salespeople just can’t help the anxiety. 

12. When you reach the sales target:

Source: Giphy

It is an excellent feeling of victory when you reach the sales goal. Especially if you have done it before the given period of time, it feels so good. In those times, meanwhile, you in the sales department⬆️

13. Waiting for the return is like⬇️

Source: GifDB

At the end of the day, the prospect is the decision maker. After spending long hours of hard work and effort, every salesperson wants to hear a positive return from his/her customer. 

14. Are you watching me?👁️👄👁️

Source: SoloFire

From the beginning of the shift time and end of the shift time, the most fruitful time for sales is the lunch break. It might be possible that customers set their alarms to interrupt your lunchtime, isn’t it?

15. Welcome to the team buddy

Source: Social Talent

A person who has never done any sales in his/her life before might feel pretty primitive on the first attempt. Luckily, there are team members to teach them and lead the way with an excellent level of patience!

16. It’s going to be harsh

Source: InVideo

Cold calls are not for everyone. If you think that you are strong enough, you will manage to do cold calling. I wear my armor and am ready for the consequences; let’s go!

17. Won’t you?

Source: SalesPipes

Sir, I know that you do not have enough time for this phone call, but I am here with you with an exclusive offer and extra-great opportunities. Please pick up the phone!

18. Hello?

Source: Veloxy

Learned helplessness might lead you to think that when somebody finally picks up the phone, they might be joking around. But no, it is all real. Enjoy the moment you deserve!

19. Knowledge is the power!

Source: Daniel Disney

It is an excellent feeling that all you have learned and the effort that you have put in are not in vain. Isn't it wonderfully satisfying to be able to receive seeable results for your hard work and effort?  

20. The dream prospect

Source: SoloFire

The ideal prospect wants no salesperson but you. The ideal prospect has money. The ideal prospect and you are always on the same page. If you find that prospect, never let hin/her go…

21. See ya!

Source: Tamco

There is nothing a good salesperson will not do for a qualified and rich lead list. Even though it is Pennywise who offers the list, consider it done!

22. Sounds really “reassuring” ☠️

Source: Close

We love when prospects give us an exact time to make a decision. But when we say exact, we do not mean between an hour and 11 months. 🥰

23. There is no limit😐

Source: Klenty Blog

It is nice to set a limit for the motivation. But when it goes up and up and up and up… Unless there is no limit, you will also have to put no limit to your work. 

24. The true definition of weird

Source: Facebook - SalesMemes

Closing a deal is a critical point for a sales rep. Waiting for the final answer from the customer is only possible by asking for a good close deal. If you are good at that, it is not a big deal for you at all.

25. The first rule of fight club is…

Source: SalesPipe

The customers are really curious about where you did get their number from. Answering them from the CRM will confuse them because probably they will not get the point. 

26. A short break from the fun

Source: Lusha

Weekends are the best, aren’t they? It is like a little opportunity to escape the reality. But when you have to check your emails on the weekends, it makes you feel down and remember that you have to work on Monday. 

27. Motivation🥰

Source: Quick Meme

Being able to manage crisis moments correctly is very important for the sales department and its employees. Motivation and support are also important factors in increasing the sales process. 

28. Short is relative

Source: Cience

Sometimes, being able to give all the messages you want to give in a short and sweet sales text correctly and in the right style can look like the meme given above.

29. It is my favorite song🕺

Source: SoloFire

When you have a persuasive sales pitch and have a good bond with the customer, all you speak to each other will sound like a good part of a good song. 🤩

30. Enough is enough!

Source: Medium

It is a classic interview question for a sales interview. But people are fed up with being asked this question. Can we please create another creative sales interview question?! Because it is time to move on. 

31. Not a problem💅

Source: Close Blog

I always have time for a positive response. I am the most patient person when it comes to the sales. So, if time is the problem, it is not for me at all

32. Could you?🥺

Source: Memes Happen

It might be really annoying to have no agreement or fail to conclude after a big effort for a sale. In the final step, closing a deal would be a comforting end for both sides. 

33. It is also a technique

Source: Dock

In the sales department, each salesperson might have their own style. And this style or technique can be characteristic, too. This technique given above might also be an effective one. 😅

34. If you dare!

Source: Fresh Works

We assume that all the emails that we send are sent with no problems at all. However, when a customer says that s/he did not receive our email, it is a fact that is hard to believe for us. 

35. I cannot see

Source: Sales Compete

When we have done our best and presented the most relevant offer for the customer but they still want some discount, you can pretend just to be blind. 

36. You cannot escape!

Source: Cience

If you want to be good at sales, you already know that you have to just a little bit, I mean too much, insistent. A salesperson does not easily give up on what s/he wants. They are the actual fighters!

37. Are you even comfortable?

Source: Lusha

Ghosting is unbearable in our daily lives. But, if you are ghosted by a potential customer, it might be a little bit more heartbreaking and annıying at the same time. 🫤💔

38. I love surprises

Source: Invideo

Making sales are good. But do you know what is better? The deal you thought was already dead work for the customer. Yes, this is even better. 

39. Impossible love

Source: Walnut

Just like platonic lovers, even though we know that the customer will never buy, we might keep dreaming about making sales, can’t we?

40. I hope that it is worth calculating 🙏

Source: Lusha

If you are a salesperson who works with the bonus system, the calculating process of how much money you get is really exciting, and at the end of the calculation, if you see a satisfying number, it feels excellent!

41. Have you ever heard of “night”?

Source: Echobot

Sometimes, the prospects can be really, really bad at timing. When we check the time of the answer and see the time like 3.15, our reflection on the screen is seen like the meme given above. 😆

42. Wasn’t expecting that

Source: Lusha

Contrary to ghosting, getting calls back from customers makes you feel like you are a salesperson worth being called back, which is a kind of compliment in the sales world. 

43. Seems interesting🤔💭

Source: Close

When everything seems unproblematic, it might make you feel like there is a problem. However, instead of losing time doubting, doing something worthy about the issue will help you better.

44. I was waiting for you, honey🥳

Source: SalesPlaybook

A customer coming from another company with complaints about the supplier might be weak enough for a salesperson to convince easily. Do not worry, we will get your back and never take advantage of unsuccessful suppliers. 🥴

45. Say no more🫡

Source: Cience

It is the best sentence that a salesperson can receive. When a salesperson hears that, we are sure that the world is brighter. If you are ready for the contract, consider it done!

46. What is that?

Source: Selzy

What? Did you say client budget? No, never heard of it before (we wish). Sometimes, we dream that our clients could have limitless budgets so that we can sell anything we want and they could get anything they want. 

47. Could be used as a sales technique 😆

Source: Close Blog

Especially once you plan a perfect lunch break for yourself with your favorite food, suddenly, each prospect you have contacted decides to return your call. Here is the tip: if you want to increase, you should definitely have lunch breaks.

48. Well, who was the first person to watch?🤯

Source: Dooly

In the sales world, everybody is watching each other, you are always being watched. This system is like controlling the lower step from the upper step. But it seems like CRM is at the top of this step. 

49. It isn’t that easy🥲

Source: Sales Playbook

A new hire salesperson might think that they basically have one good option for sales: sending an email or inmail. Well, we have some bad news. You will also need to make cold calls, even though it is not your favorite one. 

50. Teach me how🧐

Source: Notorious 

Not each technique is designed for each sale and people. For that reason, it would be an excellent choice to learn more about different and rich sales cultures. After that, you will realize the difference.

Final words

To wrap it all up, with all its challenges, competition, and excitement, sales are a joyful, colorful world. In this article, we tried to collect 50 sales funny memes describing experiences, b2b sales challenges, and experiences of everyone involved in the sales area. We hope that we were able to brighten your day and make you smile!